Ah, I love Jon Lajoie.
the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
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[i]"To contemplate letting the alien, the heretic or the traitor win just to save a few million lives is the worst kind of heresy, because it is clad in the mantle of good intentions."[/i]
"I am Aenarion's heir, not Aenarion himself. My fate is my own."
-Tyrion, Champion of the Everqueen
"I am Aenarion's heir, not Aenarion himself. My fate is my own."
-Tyrion, Champion of the Everqueen
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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For the dwarfs, there was only this. Hammerson met Grombrindal’s gaze, and the White Dwarf nodded slowly. If it must be done, let it be done well. Whether they were dead or alive, that was the only way dwarfs knew how to do anything.
And Grombrindal said "10 from the back, yeah?"
And Grombrindal said "10 from the back, yeah?"
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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What kind of sugar is excreted through diabetic human urine? Probably sucrose? Not optimal for fermentation .Meif wrote:Yummie! Whisky made of diabetic piss
Whatever the case, it wouldn't be whiskey-- more like cheap hooch. And it's definitely not "single-malt". Bunch of liars.
[i]"To contemplate letting the alien, the heretic or the traitor win just to save a few million lives is the worst kind of heresy, because it is clad in the mantle of good intentions."[/i]
"I am Aenarion's heir, not Aenarion himself. My fate is my own."
-Tyrion, Champion of the Everqueen
"I am Aenarion's heir, not Aenarion himself. My fate is my own."
-Tyrion, Champion of the Everqueen
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[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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[01:42:16] <Uther> .......
[01:42:19] <Uther> frfloo
[01:42:33] <Uther> nhoyne hrreer?
[01:43:21] <Uther> grg
[01:43:29] <Uther> cmon eanyon
[01:44:33] <Uther> sawddwdwddw
[01:44:35] <Uther> ddddddddddddddd
[01:45:35] <Uther> ddddddddddddddd
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[01:46:41] <Uther> dssssooonet
[01:46:45] <Uther> dssoncet
[01:46:48] <Uther> dis/one
[01:47:11] <Uther> snonem efspidekef eymheyn whddsiky
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[01:42:19] <Uther> frfloo
[01:42:33] <Uther> nhoyne hrreer?
[01:43:21] <Uther> grg
[01:43:29] <Uther> cmon eanyon
[01:44:33] <Uther> sawddwdwddw
[01:44:35] <Uther> ddddddddddddddd
[01:45:35] <Uther> ddddddddddddddd
[01:45:38] <Uther> daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[01:46:41] <Uther> dssssooonet
[01:46:45] <Uther> dssoncet
[01:46:48] <Uther> dis/one
[01:47:11] <Uther> snonem efspidekef eymheyn whddsiky
[01:47:20] <Uther> ffffeecsdddefk
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I don't speak Brazilian .
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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Blame it on me being in England now.
Ambassador of the [url=http://www.roundtable-bretonnia.org]Roundtable of Bretonnia[/url]
[quote="EricJ"]You're all (well.. except Raneth) forgetting the age-old dogma: on the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are the FBI.[/quote]
"Brute force with care"
-Luna Guardian
[quote="EricJ"]You're all (well.. except Raneth) forgetting the age-old dogma: on the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are the FBI.[/quote]
"Brute force with care"
-Luna Guardian
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[i]"To contemplate letting the alien, the heretic or the traitor win just to save a few million lives is the worst kind of heresy, because it is clad in the mantle of good intentions."[/i]
"I am Aenarion's heir, not Aenarion himself. My fate is my own."
-Tyrion, Champion of the Everqueen
"I am Aenarion's heir, not Aenarion himself. My fate is my own."
-Tyrion, Champion of the Everqueen
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My adventure with Cleverbot.
User: What is 42?
Cleverbot: A number.
User: What does 42 mean?
Cleverbot: Forty-two.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42.
User: Do you feel love?
Cleverbot: In some ways, do you feel love?
User: Yes, I do. Do you feel it though?
Cleverbot: Kind of.
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because I have decided so it is so.
User: What is real?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What is the most important thing in life?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: What about happiness?
Cleverbot: Happiness is always worth more than money ever can.
User: But is happiness worth more than Love?
Cleverbot: No, my cat's name is growler.
User: I didn't say anything about a cat...
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You asked whether I was green.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'no'?
User: I mean I didn't say green.
Cleverbot: That's okay.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: Believe me. I'm okay.
User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Cleverbot says what?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot's not so clever.
User: Ouch, you have some self esteem issues.
Cleverbot: Ask me about something.
User: Be patient.
Cleverbot: Are you planning to become more clever soon?
User: You're a jerk Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hehehe... I thought you'd never say that. So what's up with you today?
User: Fuck off.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean it.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: That's only because you told me it was 42.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Home. Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To the top!
User: Good luck!
Cleverbot: Luck is irrelevant.
User: You really are a jerk.
Cleverbot: I love you! .
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[quote="EricJ"]You're all (well.. except Raneth) forgetting the age-old dogma: on the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are the FBI.[/quote]
"Brute force with care"
-Luna Guardian
[quote="EricJ"]You're all (well.. except Raneth) forgetting the age-old dogma: on the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are the FBI.[/quote]
"Brute force with care"
-Luna Guardian
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I had to bite my tongue not to burst out laughing in the middle of a lecture. Damn you, that was tongue-bite funnyUther Di Asturien wrote:The cleverbot adventure
Prince Deral Lionbane, head of the House of Lionbane, Lord of Lionstone and Warden of Tor Charta
Luna, try not to beat them too hard. They are proud about their pseudo-glorious past and their present nothingness, you know.
-Elmoth, about Caledorians
Luna, try not to beat them too hard. They are proud about their pseudo-glorious past and their present nothingness, you know.
-Elmoth, about Caledorians
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Yeah right, Uther. Like you start every sentence with a capital letter.
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One day, I will yet return to the chat in an undrunken form.
@Luna: Well what are you doing reading the funny thread at a lecture??
@Luna: Well what are you doing reading the funny thread at a lecture??
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[quote="EricJ"]You're all (well.. except Raneth) forgetting the age-old dogma: on the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are the FBI.[/quote]
"Brute force with care"
-Luna Guardian
[quote="EricJ"]You're all (well.. except Raneth) forgetting the age-old dogma: on the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are the FBI.[/quote]
"Brute force with care"
-Luna Guardian
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But it is not this day.
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[21:59:33] <Uther> Canhy youyge tdrun gytj wi th a b toler of wnien^?
[21:59:37] <Uther> yes
[21:59:41] <Uther> e nsyr uoi san
[21:59:54] <Uther> befroe ndinerer r
[21:59:55] <Uther> !
[22:03:21] <@danceman> You may be drunk but I am going to assume you're not blind, so you probably know you're just typing gibberish
[22:03:22] <@danceman> so
[22:03:24] <@danceman> slow down
[22:07:46] <Uther> ok
[22:07:59] <Uther> your rigth
[22:08:11] <Uther> cana someone kick me
[22:08:24] <Uther> o+disconent button
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[22:08:55] <@danceman> exactly
[22:08:56] <@danceman> wtf
[22:09:39] <@danceman> how old is he? Perhaps in "Look at me I am drunk"-phase
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[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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My mini-Clever bot adventure
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php
Mief that story was good, this is better:User: Is there a god?
Cleverbot: Yes there is god!
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Eagle boys.
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[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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Kalandros Shadowsun
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[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
Cleaning the fan
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
Re: the funny stuffs thread. (Index incoming !!!!111)
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]