Ulthuan

If I rememeber correctly, you have to place the charge on top of the bridge, in the middle. At least, that's how it was in the Xbox version of the game, which was pretty much identical with the pc version.

Ok, now I've spent enough time on the computer for today. I was reading Modern Physics (the book), sitting in front of my computer, when I wanted to turn the page. I then grabbed my mouse and tried to scroll to turn the page.

My keyboard rebels against me. Or it may be my computer, but for some reason whenever I try to write "of" without quotes they disappear from my texts. Annoying. And some words words are automatically duplicated for some reason.

EDIT: DAMMIT!

Heron Blue - Sun Kil Moon

Or maybe a Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw would do the trick.

1. Phew! Mass Effect 2 through on INSANITY! Plus got all the remaining achievements too. 2. I just wish part three was here already. 3. Though it's kind of hard to imagine what the hell will happen in pt. 3 given the uber-doom ending of pt. 2. 4. Even Gears of War 3 is still a year away. Dammit. Th...

The rest of the EU is going to save Greece whether they like it or not. There's no choice really beacuse the adverese effects of not saving Greece will be humongously greater than those which result from saving it. Greece will topple European economies down a notch, but it won't destroy them. Here's...

Phew! Mass Effect 2 through on INSANITY! Plus got all the remaining achievements too. I just wish part three was here already. Though it's kind of hard to imagine what the hell will happen in pt. 3 given the uber-doom ending of pt. 2. Even Gears of War 3 is still a year away. Dammit. The trailer loo...

You're not eleven...

Time for a riddle. When I was eleven it took me nearly six hours to figure this one out. AND NO GOOGLE OR ANY OTHER SEARCh ENGINE! That's cheating and then your eternal soul will spend the next seven eternities in Hell. Then you'll spend two eternities as a dung beetle and another seven eternities i...

Excerpt from a system-wide broadcast on all channels: "...rise up against your leaders, those, who would plague your minds with petty thoughts and corrupt ideals! Stand up, free and proud! You do not need to listen to the tyrants and warlords who would sacrifice your lives and dwellings for the...

Sent my turn orders too. Dunno if Waaagh got 'em though, what with the problem of PMs keep disappearing into the Land of Darkness beyond Normal Internet.

Speaking of pedo, this thread has gone on too long without indecent photos. Again. So, let me save the day. And the pic tells the truth, actually. http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/girls-band-girls-band-music-demotivational-poster-1270983093.jpg Courtesy of MotiFake, as no dou...

Prince_Asuryan wrote:

Uther Di Asturien wrote:Oh no, amazingly enough it seems this thread has the potential to get worse.

Whaddaya mean 'get worse'? It's pretty good so far, pictures of Emma all over the place. Fan-bloody-tastic.

Agreed. The thread can only get better with pics of Fabio.

Very well. I will break your sanity with another piece of wonderful information.



Did you know that East-Germany is the only country ever to have produced government-sponsored porn?


And that they were one of the largest producers of fake-leather once?

Luna Guardian wrote:

That serves you right.

This thread is now about mushroom clouds.

I HAS THE 400 Anywho, regarding the Emma Watson debate, I think she lost the kind of innocent cuteness or whatever the hell it's called, by making appearances in every slutty ad possible. But is she hot? Stay tuned for the exciting (and unbiased) answer! EDIT: My keyboard sucks. It turns almost all ...

Luna Guardian wrote:I doubt that the Female Body Inspectors would be too interested in Ruerl

That was bad, I know...

Damn you are stupid.


EVERYBODY knows that FBI stands for Federal Bikini Investigators


EDIT: For some reason this feels like off-topic, but is this RP ever going to go anywhere?

Waaagh, I've sent my turn orders for the third time since your last post. Hope these get to you, if not, I'll send 'em via text message or MSN

"...and three, two, one, restore mass!" Fleet Admiral Harper commanded. His flagship, UACS Imminent Destruction stopped suddenly, as the ship's mass returned to normal. "Casualty report", the Admiral ordered. "Two ships were lost, Admiral. They hit an asteroid", the com...

Phew! Still more to come, that is, the History of UAC - Mankind's Eternal Struggle to Survive in the Cold, Dark Space

To all you UAC fans:

If anyone wants the full 23+ pages description of UAC, send me a PM and I'll e-mail it to you.

Military The Militia – Unnumbered lives for the meat grinder All citizens are required to serve in the UAC Armed Response Corps, be it as planetary security, penitentiary guards or the most gruesome of them all, as the Militia. All members of the Militia are trained on Theron, where survival is not...

The Sovereign State of the United Aerospace Corporation Ruler: Each planet has an independent government. UAC controlled by the Board of Executives. CEO: 0117 ADAMS, Callsign "Sovereign" Race & Religion: "No Gods or Kings. Only Man and Machine." Homeworlds: Styx & Armage...

Mass NovaTon Cannon: The Mass Nova corporation's flagship design, the Mass NovaTon Cannons are monstrous constructions, big enough to hurl an average sized moon at incredible speeds to a target to destroy it utterly. The Mass NovaTon Cannon first accelerates the ammunition to near-light speeds befo...

They play sports in the far future too, you know... Here's a sample Glorious History of Violence – The Tournament In an effort to try and control violence among UAC colonists a series of bloody leagues and games were developed. In this way violence became a sport, a very profitable sport with indivi...

A little something something before I make a full post. Please excuse spelling errors. Life in Hell – The Civics of the New Future Humanity – Live Free or Die Hard UAC is a mere interplanetary company, with great influence over matters on each planet. Each and every planet in known space has their o...

Eh, my civ is complete, but I'll make a post about it later, because at the moment the fluff section is 23 pages long (I've been working on this quite long, I knew this RP was coming about a year ago). Meanwhile here's a list of movies, games and books I've ripped for ideas :D Movies: Mad Max 2 (The...

BEHOLD! It is I, CH, an Orc player, on an elf player forum... Wait, what? Anyways, you really need to have more than one planet. I'd suggest one planet equals five territories or something like that (I don't know the proper scale for this). That way if you have fifteen planets it makes 75 territorie...