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#121 Post by Anrol »

Wow i got 71 :?
That was lucky I guess

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#122 Post by Krusader »

A public toilet in Switzerland. One-way glass. People cant see in, but you can see out

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#123 Post by Falhandir »

Krusader, that is SO cool.

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#124 Post by nawker »

the contrary would be horrible. i don't want to see someone doing his business while i walk down the street.
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#125 Post by Falhandir »

Joran wrote:the contrary would be horrible. i don't want to see someone doing his business while i walk down the street.
Actually, I think that would be a good idea. However I feel it wouldn't work because of the nature of the mirror.
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#126 Post by nawker »

it would work at night if there's light inside the toilets.
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#127 Post by Falhandir »

Joran wrote:it would work at night if there's light inside the toilets.
Not at day time unless it was a bloody bright light. However it would be very funny at night, if when someone's inside lights on the outside go out and lights on the inside go on :lol:
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#128 Post by Meif »

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[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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#129 Post by Shandiar »

@Meifumad? you are way too far out and somewhat cool. That must be your finnish heritage.

LOL :D
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#130 Post by Dussel »

Krusader wrote:A public toilet in Switzerland. One-way glass. People cant see in, but you can see out

http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1276
if i was walking down the street, and a saw a guy go in... i would go infront of the toilet... point and just laugh my ass off (yes i know he cant see me, but ill make him think twice about going in there)

or just jump around and look like a maniac :P
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#131 Post by nawker »

i can see fear in the eyes of that gopher/ he must be experiencing a bad trip...
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#132 Post by Anrol »

Isnt it a chipmunk?

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#133 Post by Falhandir »

Yes, gophers are rather larger
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#134 Post by nawker »

christian game review
three letters : l o l.
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#135 Post by Elianeth »

Grettings.

Here are some nice on-line ;) games. Especially twinarts game about the snotling is enjoyable.

www.wagenschenke.ch

www.twinsart.prv.pl

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www.badmovies.org
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#137 Post by Shandiar »

IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
The guy is gay
The guy does not find you attractive.
The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
So very true. LOL :D
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#138 Post by EricJ »

Not really, but a funny read nevertheless.
[i]"I am a big believer in technology and I’m a big believer in openness when it comes to the flow of information. I think that the more freely information flows, the stronger the society becomes, because then citizens of countries around the world can hold their own governments accountable."[/i]
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#139 Post by Rustoof »

There a guy on Eldar Online that swears by that theory (Eldanesh, You know him Fal). In fact on EO Falhandir has that link in his siggy.
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#140 Post by Elias Kalderon »

No it's not really true... although I've been accused of being gay before ;)
I've proven the system wrong anyway: I've never showed disinterest, pursue poetry, don't have a lot of money, don't have a car and still got a girl who belongs to the top of my ladder. Must be my looks then 8)
The interesting and most true part of that site is the double ladder most girls do have and most guys don't. Many many girls aren't aware of that.

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Catechumen 85%
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You are a Christian warrior who has to free your mentor and brethren from the evil Roman soldiers. To do this, you must convert them with the sword of the spirit.
Probably the most peaceful game I've ever seen.
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#141 Post by nawker »

Probably the most peaceful game I've ever seen.
i've noticed it too it reminds me of the game tod'n'rod play in the simpsons.
i hope this is sarcastic.
The interesting and most true part of that site is the double ladder most girls do have and most guys don't. Many many girls aren't aware of that.
they aren't aware of what ? that they do have this ladder, or that men don't ?
Must be my looks then 8)
what about being rare and new ? ;-p
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#142 Post by Etherion Fenix »

Well i guess this is the place to post this little link i was shown.
Now whether or not you find it funny may be determined by your political leanings. But im sure if you just watch the intro, you'll get a giggle out of it anyway.

Bush Game
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#143 Post by Anrol »

Yup I have played the Bush Game, its quite well put together though it's pretty repetative, the story-line is quiet interesting. There is also Emo-game about that area of the music industry

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#144 Post by Falhandir »

Rustoof wrote:There a guy on Eldar Online that swears by that theory (Eldanesh, You know him Fal). In fact on EO Falhandir has that link in his siggy.
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#145 Post by nawker »

but I do agree with the majority of that ladder theory
i suppose that's because you have experienced it.
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you guys should not change your language like that, a language without irregluar stuff is boring.
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#146 Post by Elias Kalderon »

Joran wrote:they aren't aware of what ? that they do have this ladder, or that men don't ?
That men don't have two ladders.

I discussed this subject with my girl and her best friend, and they agreed that nearly every guy they've ever considered friend/acquaintance turned out to want more than just friendship (me, slightly sheepish: "that includes me doesn't it")

And yes, Joran, I'm also rare and new. Thank you for noticing 8)
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#147 Post by Falhandir »

Joran wrote:
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you guys should not change your language like that, a language without irregluar stuff is boring.
Hell yesses. I seen you've noticered my immense languaged skilled :P
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#148 Post by nawker »

That men don't have two ladders.

I discussed this subject with my girl and her best friend, and they agreed that nearly every guy they've ever considered friend/acquaintance turned out to want more than just friendship (me, slightly sheepish: "that includes me doesn't it")
i think sometimes that both could be possible i've clearly noticed that many girls don't know that men often want more than that( i'm appaled by the amount of false stereotypes about men, maybe those girls should meet more people... ). But when a girls switched me from one "ladder" to another a couple of time( she hated me for a few weeks during the first "transit" ), i started to wonder if she exactly knew what kind of feeling she had.
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#149 Post by TimmyMWD »

Funny trick with making the text white guys, but we know its there just the same :)

Use some common sense, if you think you need to hide your posts from us by making it white, then you shouldn't post it at all. Orgasm donations are the topic of private messages and IM conversations, NOT posts on this site.

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#150 Post by nawker »

Timmy, you're probably the fastest moderator ever.
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