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A public toilet in Switzerland. One-way glass. People cant see in, but you can see out
http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1276
http://www.humor911.com/innslagID.aspx?innslagID=1276
"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up i will just hit them all at once.
Krusader, that is SO cool.
Subtle, Rustoof, reeeeal subtle
Subtle, Rustoof, reeeeal subtle
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"Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away."
Actually, I think that would be a good idea. However I feel it wouldn't work because of the nature of the mirror.Joran wrote:the contrary would be horrible. i don't want to see someone doing his business while i walk down the street.
"Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away."
Not at day time unless it was a bloody bright light. However it would be very funny at night, if when someone's inside lights on the outside go out and lights on the inside go onJoran wrote:it would work at night if there's light inside the toilets.
"Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away."
if i was walking down the street, and a saw a guy go in... i would go infront of the toilet... point and just laugh my ass off (yes i know he cant see me, but ill make him think twice about going in there)Krusader wrote:A public toilet in Switzerland. One-way glass. People cant see in, but you can see out
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or just jump around and look like a maniac
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"Whom shall I send? And who will go for us? And I said "Here I am, send me."
"Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation and I care not who makes its laws." ~ Mayer Anselm Rothschild, Banker
"Whom shall I send? And who will go for us? And I said "Here I am, send me."
"Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation and I care not who makes its laws." ~ Mayer Anselm Rothschild, Banker
Grettings.
Here are some nice on-line games. Especially twinarts game about the snotling is enjoyable.
www.wagenschenke.ch
www.twinsart.prv.pl
Compendium of knowledge about the stupid movies...
www.badmovies.org
Here are some nice on-line games. Especially twinarts game about the snotling is enjoyable.
www.wagenschenke.ch
www.twinsart.prv.pl
Compendium of knowledge about the stupid movies...
www.badmovies.org
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So very true. LOLIF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS
Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
The guy is gay
The guy does not find you attractive.
The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
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Not really, but a funny read nevertheless.
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No it's not really true... although I've been accused of being gay before
I've proven the system wrong anyway: I've never showed disinterest, pursue poetry, don't have a lot of money, don't have a car and still got a girl who belongs to the top of my ladder. Must be my looks then
The interesting and most true part of that site is the double ladder most girls do have and most guys don't. Many many girls aren't aware of that.
Was checking out Christian reviews and came across this:
I've proven the system wrong anyway: I've never showed disinterest, pursue poetry, don't have a lot of money, don't have a car and still got a girl who belongs to the top of my ladder. Must be my looks then
The interesting and most true part of that site is the double ladder most girls do have and most guys don't. Many many girls aren't aware of that.
Was checking out Christian reviews and came across this:
Probably the most peaceful game I've ever seen.Catechumen 85%
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You are a Christian warrior who has to free your mentor and brethren from the evil Roman soldiers. To do this, you must convert them with the sword of the spirit.
[size=75]I'll think of something[/size]
i've noticed it too it reminds me of the game tod'n'rod play in the simpsons.Probably the most peaceful game I've ever seen.
i hope this is sarcastic.
they aren't aware of what ? that they do have this ladder, or that men don't ?The interesting and most true part of that site is the double ladder most girls do have and most guys don't. Many many girls aren't aware of that.
what about being rare and new ? ;-pMust be my looks then
Celine Dion, root of all evil.
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Well i guess this is the place to post this little link i was shown.
Now whether or not you find it funny may be determined by your political leanings. But im sure if you just watch the intro, you'll get a giggle out of it anyway.
Bush Game
Now whether or not you find it funny may be determined by your political leanings. But im sure if you just watch the intro, you'll get a giggle out of it anyway.
Bush Game
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Yup I have played the Bush Game, its quite well put together though it's pretty repetative, the story-line is quiet interesting. There is also Emo-game about that area of the music industry
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Yup, never knowed you were at EO though. Scars has some hilarious ... opinions on Eldie, and I must say sometimes the guy talks a load of wank, but I do agree with the majority of that ladder theory, although that's only really in my sig because I can't be arsed to change it But I shall soon ... soon my precious ...Rustoof wrote:There a guy on Eldar Online that swears by that theory (Eldanesh, You know him Fal). In fact on EO Falhandir has that link in his siggy.
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That men don't have two ladders.Joran wrote:they aren't aware of what ? that they do have this ladder, or that men don't ?
I discussed this subject with my girl and her best friend, and they agreed that nearly every guy they've ever considered friend/acquaintance turned out to want more than just friendship (me, slightly sheepish: "that includes me doesn't it")
And yes, Joran, I'm also rare and new. Thank you for noticing
[size=75]I'll think of something[/size]
Hell yesses. I seen you've noticered my immense languaged skilledJoran wrote:you guys should not change your language like that, a language without irregluar stuff is boring.knowed
"Since mankind's dawn, a handful of oppressors have accepted the responsibility over our lives that we should have accepted for ourselves. By doing so, they took our power. By doing nothing, we gave it away."
i think sometimes that both could be possible i've clearly noticed that many girls don't know that men often want more than that( i'm appaled by the amount of false stereotypes about men, maybe those girls should meet more people... ). But when a girls switched me from one "ladder" to another a couple of time( she hated me for a few weeks during the first "transit" ), i started to wonder if she exactly knew what kind of feeling she had.That men don't have two ladders.
I discussed this subject with my girl and her best friend, and they agreed that nearly every guy they've ever considered friend/acquaintance turned out to want more than just friendship (me, slightly sheepish: "that includes me doesn't it")
Celine Dion, root of all evil.
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Funny trick with making the text white guys, but we know its there just the same
Use some common sense, if you think you need to hide your posts from us by making it white, then you shouldn't post it at all. Orgasm donations are the topic of private messages and IM conversations, NOT posts on this site.
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Use some common sense, if you think you need to hide your posts from us by making it white, then you shouldn't post it at all. Orgasm donations are the topic of private messages and IM conversations, NOT posts on this site.
You all have been warned
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