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#61 Post by EricJ »

You should seriously consider The Biker for an avatar, Meifumad? - he's scarier than what any ninja could ever possibly hope to be IMO.

And yes, Elias.
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#62 Post by Meif »

Better now?
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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#63 Post by Shandiar »

arrgh that's scary, get away from me biker....
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#64 Post by Meif »

I suck. I spent an hour playing the bash the penguin game and my record was 319.
[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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#65 Post by EricJ »

Now, that is some seriously scary shit. Please don't hurt me, good sir?

Metallica - Battery [5:12]
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- [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvBQyRTJD8]Barack Obama[/url]
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#66 Post by Meif »

EricJ wrote:Now, that is some seriously scary shit. Please don't hurt me, good sir?

Metallica - Battery [5:12]
On your knees, boyo.
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#67 Post by EricJ »

Now, here's a game I expect each and everyone of you to master immediately.

Orgasm Donor

Given that you are the required eighteen years of course - it's nothing for the faint of heart. (How long time do you think it takes before that link is removed by the mods?)
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#68 Post by Meif »

Whatta cool game.

They wont.
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#69 Post by Daeric »

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*Come out of his cave and blinks at the sunlight*

(\_/)
(O.0)
(> <) DIE BUNNY DIE *runs bunny over*
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#70 Post by EricJ »

I still haven't advanced past the first level - goddammit! :(
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#71 Post by Shandiar »

me neither, it's pretty difficult, but great fun though... :P
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#72 Post by Rustoof »

Well my plan so far was get the "O" meter past half way and the use the knock out pills to finish, but i can't select the pill option fast enough.
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#73 Post by nawker »

goddamned hell's angels
they're like al capone, arrested for that kind of crappy crimes.

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macho macho man !
noone has got the construction worker or the cowboy :?
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you know that's like the 'don't watch' file where grandpa hide his porn, everyone knows about it, everyone watch, but noone ever tells about it
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#74 Post by EricJ »

Kennedy,

Assuming that you respect her feelings on this matter, how do you approach the matter of the ass slap when giving it to your woman doggy style?

A'
Dear A',

First of all, I only give it to women doggy style. There is no other option. I call it, "The Normal Way." I'm pretty sure God created man and woman with idea that they could have sex without the displeasure of having to look at each other. Probably so they could fantasize about other people. As far as the ass slap goes, I cherish it. It's one of my most used techniques. There is no "approach" needed. Just start slapping. If your woman doesn't like it, she's a rotten bitch. Throw her in the gutter and go get another.

So, next time you're loving a woman, pretend you're trying to start up a lawnmower when you give her the old slippy-slap on the Budunkudunq. I unusually make a lawnmower sound by vibrating my lips together while I give the slap. That really gets her gopher going, if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, you're in real trouble. Some girls cannot reach orgasm without a few good heavy slaps on the dumper, and those are the girls I respect the most. God speed and good luck.

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#75 Post by Tyrion Reaper »

Im the cowboy

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/X/Xkot/1067934632_cowboy.jpg" border="0" alt="I am the cowboy">
You're the cowboy. You're charming, old fashioned,and down to earth. You're more comfortablealone on the range than in social situations,but that doesn't mean you don't want someonearound to rope and ride now and then.
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#76 Post by MonkeyBoy »

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Stop saying "insert funny sig" for your signature, I know you think you're being witty and original. But you're not. It was funny and amusing a year ago, NOT ANY MORE.
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#77 Post by EricJ »

o_0

Sahara Hotnights - On Top of Your World [3:16]
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#78 Post by nawker »

wow.

he should be careful, he might get beaten up by his school"mates" if they happen to hear about that...
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#79 Post by Shandiar »

Pretty in Pink 'GRRL' pages

Aaargh the horror....
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#80 Post by Elias Kalderon »

Waaahahahahahahahaha!!

Christ :o

Dressing expressive is OK, acting expressive is OK, being gay is OK, but this... and that hair... :roll:
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#81 Post by Shandiar »

agree the hair is the worst of all abominations of this world.
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#82 Post by Anrol »

And the amazing technical prowess! It actually looks as if he's flying. :shock:
Still does not make the hair look any better, that MUST be a wig!

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#83 Post by EricJ »

Supposedly, he had friends though. Can you imagine?
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#84 Post by nawker »

maybe they are just like him.
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#85 Post by EricJ »

Joran wrote:maybe they are just like him.
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GOD MADE MORE OF THEM??????????+
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#86 Post by nawker »

Celine Dion, root of all evil.
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and one more piece of yahoo news !!

#87 Post by nawker »

drink teddy , drink !

die cow, die
( there's also one about 31 cows struck by thunderbolt in danmark, and it's now in the guiness record book ... )
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Re: and one more piece of yahoo news !!

#88 Post by Malvegil »

Joran wrote:( there's also one about 31 cows struck by thunderbolt in danmark, and it's now in the guiness record book ... )
Indeed a nice one. Sheltering during a storm under a tree which was striken by a lightning. Man, that would have been an unique sight.
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#89 Post by Meif »

[quote="EricJ"]I guess Swedes are just a tad more gay than your average European.
And Finns a tad more masculine.[/quote]
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#90 Post by Anrol »

How can people be sooooo stupid - http://www.darwinawards.com/

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